Live PSI / Haze puns
The pun library37 Singapore haze puns
The worse the air, the worse the puns. Browse every pun in the HazePun library by air-quality level, then send your favourite to the group chat.
Clean PSI 0–50
Clean air puns
Fresh & crisp! Inhale the tropical goodness.
Haze it cleared up yet? Look outside, it actually has!
2015 classicYou got me haze over heels for this clean blue sky.
2015 classicClean tropical air? Truly un-haze-lievable!
HazePun originalDespite the ups and downs in air quality, we remain unhazed.
2015 classicBrunch idea: eggs benny with holland-haze sauce.
2015 classicEven the Merlion is spitting clear water with a smile today.
HazePun originalThe perpetrators of these forest fires should be pun-ished.
2015 classicI can see Malaysia from my HDB window today. Crisp vision!
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Moderate PSI 51–100
Moderate air puns
Slight haze in the air. Still un-hazed!
Now playing in Indonesian clubs: Major Hazer.
2015 classicJay-Z skipped Singapore. The haze gave him 99 problems.
HazePun originalSmoke gets in your eyes. And all over your 24-hour PSI.
HazePun originalHay-Z, Jay-Z’s cousin, is in town dropping smoky beats.
2015 classicThe air is thick. Like a haze-lnut frappucino with extra foam.
2015 classicIs it foggy, or did someone just fry 10,000 plates of Char Kway Teow?
HazePun originalAir purifier sales rep: "Allow me to introduce myself."
HazePun originalSlightly hazy today. Don't worry, still un-hazed and unfazed.
HazePun originalWith so many trees burned, I hoped someone kept a log of it.
2015 classic
Unhealthy PSI 101–200
Unhealthy air puns
Smells like someone is burning leaves in Sumatra.
The colour of the air now is 黑色 (hēi sè).
2015 classicDon’t smoke us lah Indonesia. Wait, you did.
2015 classicSet hazers to stun.
2015 classicVisibility so low, Marina Bay Sands has completely vanished into thin air.
HazePun originalN95 masks: Singapore's unofficial high-fashion accessory.
HazePun originalMy lungs are inhaling 20 packs a day and I don't even smoke.
HazePun originalOrdered GrabFood. Delivery rider arrived looking like Bane from Batman.
HazePun originalAir purifier running so hard it sounds like a Boeing 777 taking off from Changi.
HazePun originalGhost month came late this year, or is the entire island just ghosting?
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Very Unhealthy PSI 201–300
Very Unhealthy air puns
The air is thick. Keep your N95 glued on.
You could say we’re experiencing a brutal haze-ing ritual.
2015 classicBreathe in deeply. Taste that authentic 100% organic Sumatra BBQ.
HazePun originalVisibility: Can’t even see my CPF retirement payout.
HazePun originalEven the Merlion is coughing up soot into the Singapore River.
HazePun originalBubble tea stores running out of air: "Sorry, 0% sugar, 100% haze only."
HazePun originalERP 2.0 on-board unit choked on haze and waived road charges. (If only!)
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Hazardous PSI 301+
Hazardous air puns
Apocalyptic vibes. Set hazers to maximum survival!
Set hazers to kill.
2015 classicApocalypse now: Singapore Edition. Someone pass the Dyson vacuum to the sky.
HazePun originalThis isn't haze anymore, this is an outdoor coal-fired hotpot buffet.
HazePun originalCancel all outdoor plans. Time to hibernate until monsoon season.
HazePun originalIf you can read this without squinting through smog, congratulations!
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